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Joke of the Day
"Another gorgeous fall morning I wish I was sleeping through."
Next Joke
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"Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus. I said ""Hell no. I don't want to have to spend my weekends bothering people at home."""
"Q: Who ruled France until he exploded? A: Napoleon Blownapart!"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee"
"*goes to Australia *sees hot girl *asks if she wants to be my first mate *winks forever *gets punched down under"
"Doctor Doctor! I'm turning invisible! Yes.. I can see your not all there.."
"If there was a male cow made out of earth... That would be terrible."
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