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Joke of the Day

"What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common? They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)"

"A guy calls 911 and says someone dropped a box on his head Dispatcher: ""Is it empty?"" Guy: ""Yes it is"" Dispatcher: ""How about the box?"" (my dad told me this yesterday)"

"Why isn't Hitler allowed at barbecues? Because he burns all the franks but leaves one undercooked."

"This is an ugly term. This ""Stalker"". I prefer unpaid investigator."

"I don't get why everyone talks so fast in old movies. What was the hurry? There was nothing to do back then."

"""Yeah, you're right, this shit is really hard. You wanna go get a milkshake or something?""-me as a personal trainer"

"So there's a man driving through the desert. He had... Sorry about pastebin link, the joke was too long for Reddit. http://pastebin.com/x6yZM6UM"

"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."

"I am a Art major Leave me a loan"

"that I like being lazy more..."