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Joke of the Day
"Collection of Spicy Jokes on Every Subject"
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"My grandpa's a total perv My mom told me he had a stroke at my sisters dance recital!"
"There's a thin line between ""I should do a status update about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that""..."
"I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper"
"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."
"My daughter is at that age where she has started asking awkward questions about sex... Like, ""Is that all you fucking got?"""
"I would never tell a rape joke It would be too forced"
"If you haven't used your fingers to ""expand"" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me."
"Josh Gordon sold his first car the other day... (xpost r/nflcirclejerk) it was a beater he sold to Ray Rice."
"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible"