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Joke of the Day

"""Oh, Monster TRUCK rally. Haha of course..."" *Frankenstein slowly backs out of the room, hiding a 24 pack of condoms behind his back*"

"Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test."

"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."

"There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital... ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst."

"Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to get in her trunk or she'll have to do this the hard way."

"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"

"I feel bad for all of the couples who got married in Vegas last week But at least their love will burn with a firey passion..."

"Rape Such a short word for such a long sentence."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."