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Joke of the Day

"When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?"

"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"

"What's worse than a dead lawyer? A living one."

"You know, I frankly don't find Isaac Newton's work all that original. I mean, half of his works were all derivatives anyway."

"-What's your zodiac sign? -Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real."

"Shout-out to cows. Without them we wouldn't have burgers, pizza, chocolate, ice-cream and many other delicious food."

"Whats the best time to go to the dentist? 4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse"

"An Interview with a Master Ninja When questioned on whether he thought his pupil could win his upcoming training match the Sensei had this to say: ""Shuriken""."

"""Mos Def"" is my favorite rapper named after a girl who doesn't actually plan on hanging out with you."

"Q. What do accountants use for birth-control? A. Their personalities."