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Joke of the Day
"Whoever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Was aiming a little high..."
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"Kids are like farts. You don't mind your own, but others peoples are just unbearable"
"Have you heard the myth about how the internet was created? It's an Allegory."
"Nerds ""Who are they? Who do they look up to? And if they're so awkward with the opposite sex, why are there so many of them?"" - Adam Hills"
"Boy: do u have any fantasies Me: ok.. so.. the library of alexandria is under siege& Im a librarian whos good at fighting& I save the books"
"On the way in a fox ran across the road ahead of me...I slowed down pretty quick cuz i knew a bunch of English dudes on horses were next..."
"so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change. Boy, is my bank teller going to be surprised!"
"GREEN LIPSTICK Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop."
"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't they'd fall over."
"GOD: hey my son is broken, he won't absolve the sins of mankind IT GUY: try turning him off, waiting 3 days, then turning him back on again"