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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave hello!"

"I tried to register under the username ""v1rg1nity""... ...but it's already taken."

"Why did the gay pride movement use the rainbow as a symbol? Have you ever seen a straight rainbow?"

"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"

"Proof that road construction workers are lazy They're always just [milling](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavement_milling) about!"

"What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting? [OC] I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer."

"I almost forgot. Happy 4/20. Lets not waste time, lets smoke weed."

"If you're thinking of getting a hairless cat, go the extra mile and get a catless cat."

"Women call me The Gold Medal I always finish first."

"I just saw three dudes wearing denim shirts with denim jeans. Who's responsible for this shit? Canada? Was it you, Canada?"