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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell God is a man? If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate"
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"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it."
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?"
"What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of? thieves.."
"Server: Would you like another glass of wine? Me: I'm sorry, I don't have time Server: For the wine? Me: No, for silly questions"
"a future joke: A Hispanic cop pulls over a white guy... white guy- ""Why not you stop bugging us minorities and go back to gardening"""
"Girl you remind me of a... (insert insult here)"
"At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I nearly choked on my #Brown"
"As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word ""nigger"". Thats OUR word! I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke."
"Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car."