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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell God is a man? If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate"

"Even the worst hangover wears off by 5:00. Coincidence? I think not."

"Two rules for success! 1. Never reveal everything you know."

"Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter."

"My boss turned round this morning and called me a ""bullshitter."" I'm not too worried about it though he didn't really."

"it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill"

"Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone."

"I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down memory lane."

"Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes."

"Camo Bulletd You know, so they do see it coming!"