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Joke of the Day

"*sees people doing the mannequin challenge, brings back ice bucket challenge and dumps it on mannequin people*"

"Did ypu know premature ejaculations are hereditary? It comes in your jeans."

"Feet are legends"

"What's worse than getting AIDs? Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too."

"A local caricature artist got arrested today I always thought he was a sketchy type of guy."

"What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?"

"What's the safest font? Helmetica."

"I keep my friends close *lean in, whisper* and my anemones closer ""Sir thats very fun but aquarium policy forbids sitting in the touch tank"""

"No Sopa... Radio?"

"Heard on Haight St. the other day: Why didnt the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Cause he was just too far out, man. Edit: I work on Haight St. This was in exchange for one cigarette."