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"A professional limboer walks into a bar. He was disqualified from the competition."
"you think YOU'RE tired. I'm even MORE tired for the reasons I'm about to list. This is a competition for some reason."
"No one wants to hear about anyone else's niece."
"The girl at the RyanAir check-in desk said, ""Window or aisle?"" I replied, ""Window or you'll what?"""
"If I win this lottery I'd give half to charity She treated me well at the strip club"
"What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm? Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour."
"I am against Picketing But I don't know how to show it"
"Hello, Atheist Ghostbusters? Yes? I have a ghost in my bathroom. No, you don't. Oh, right. Thanks so much! That's why we're here."
"Bert is walking with Albert through the park and says, ""I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."" Albert says, ""What's the name of his other leg?"""