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Joke of the Day
"What did the poor composer say to his friend? I am baroque, can you lend me some money?"
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"Why wont a Jewish cannibal eat a German? Germans seem to give them bad gas..."
"Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? So they can also see the front lines."
"What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night? He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog."
"There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up."
"(Business) Mike: It's a sled. I call it the Mikesled. Bob: I have a better idea."
"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."
"""I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you."" ""A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"" ""That's where I invite a bunch of your friends and if any of them come I'll be surprised!"""
"I had to delete Facebook because I liked too many pictures of dogs yesterday and now the newsfeed algorithm thinks I care about those people"
"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"