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Joke of the Day

"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!"

"A police officer with integrity"

"Why do Nigerian babies cry? Midlife crisis"

"Whenever someone tells me ""make yourself at home"" at their house, I always clog their toilet"

"You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word."

"Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode."

"Presently poking others but your poke is important to me. Please stay online and your pokes will be returned in the order they were received. Approximate wait time is five minutes."

"Sherlock Holmes walks into his house with a basket full of lemons. Watson asks, ""Where did you get so many lemons?"" Holmes replies, ""A lemon tree, Watson.."""

"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"

"Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras? Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!"