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Joke of the Day
"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"
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"What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common? They're both homo-genius."
"What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date? Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!"
"What rock group has 4 men that do not sing? Mt. Rushmore"
"When fish play football who is the captain? The team's kipper!"
"Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."
"Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning"
"In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it."