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Joke of the Day
"Why do Nigerian babies cry? Midlife crisis"
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"Time I spend listening to music 54 seconds. Time I spend untangling headphones 17 minutes"
"Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards."
"My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain"
"How do you call people that are always squinting at you? Asians"
"When I see a black guy in a suit I high five him & say ""Innocent until proven guilty MOTHA FUCKAA!!!"" Bc he probably just came from court."
"What did batman say to robin? What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat-mobile? ""Get in"""
"What has seven arms and can't spell? Def Leppard"
"Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs? So they can get a long little doggie."
"NSFW Where do you go when you get semen in your eye? Pearle Vision. [Totally a Canadian Joke, my bad for not thinking about that! Pearle Vision is a local Optometry franchise.]"