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Joke of the Day

"Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras? Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!"

"Where's the best place to store ice cream cones? Conetainers"

"""What's your name?"" ""Who's your daddy?"" ""Is he rich like me?"" These ""reset your password"" questions are getting kind of weird."

"Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll ""Let it go! Let it go!"" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew."

"What kind of cheese do rich people eat? Guccheese."

"My friend ran into a tree with his brand new car... He found out his Mercedes bends"

"The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?"""

"It's Black Friday, and I just got an iPhone 6 for my wife I thought it was a good trade. Thanks to /u/darcyboy on this one!"

"Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week. Me: These are my clothes."

"Brain: What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on? Do the math! Me: Seriously?! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow"