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Joke of the Day
"How do Freudians describe the human mind? As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma....."
Next Joke
"Yes officer, I did hit a pedestrian, but instead of dwelling on that why not focus on how many I've missed?"
"How did the pig get out of the tree? The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)"
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox? They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on."
"*pulls up to a red light with my windows down blasting NPR*"
"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""
"""I JUST WANT TO PUT A BABY IN YOU!"" -me, trying to put a crib together"
"HR: Sir, why is your secretary standing with tens of underwear in hand? Boss: Damn, I asked her to debrief all the interns before the meeting."
"Chuck Norris Joke Chuck Norris tells Preston about settlements that need help."
"wife: dont do anything stupid on the way out me: i wont [shakes priest's hand after lovely wedding ceremony] me: so are you god's boyfriend?"