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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and nine other types of people."

"how many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? probably just one, but we may never know because they're all way too busy coming up with lightbulb jokes."

"How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? ""I just need some space."""

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Toaster are like gremlins for people who are on a diet or don't want to kill themselves. 1. Do not get wet 2. Do not feed after midnight"

"The hardest part about coaching Little League is remembering not to say, ""MOTHERFUCKER FIRST FUCKING BASE GODDAMMIT SHIT!!!"" all the time."

"Van Gogh's best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear."

"5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That'd wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation"

"How do you titillate an Ocelot? Ocillate it's tit a lot"

"If Trump wins, why should you move to Mexico instead of Canada? Because there'll be an actual wall keeping you from Trump"