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Joke of the Day

"If an accountant's wife cannot sleep what does she say? ""Darling could you tell me about your work."""

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"Why won't North Korea ever have a successful space program? There's no air in space for them to eat."
"Remember: no matter how bad your situation and how hopeless you feel there is always someone doing way better than you"
"I had a race with an Asian today... It was a Thai"
"Why was 5 afraid of 7? [Because 6, 7 8.](http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)"
"What did one leper say to another? Got yer nose!"
"Why has sodomy been banned in French bakeries? Because it was a pain in the arse for the customers."
"Question: What did the Cabbage say to the cab driver when he passed his stop? Answer: ""STOP THE CAB-BAGE"" Ps - The joke is to say it out loud and figure out what you are actually saying."
"Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies? Their kids would be too lazy to steal."
"""Who's on first?"" ""David."" ""Cool."" -Abbott and Costello's first draft"