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Joke of the Day
"Hey reddit, guess what's funnier than 24? 25"
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"Remember to make some bad decisions today. 20 years from now that's all you'll have to make your kids think you're cool."
"How do you know you've had a really good orgasm? When you have to pull the sheet out of your ass..."
"The main qualification to be a morning radio DJ is the ability to laugh long and hard at your own obvious jokes"
"Past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense"
"How can you tell if a woman's had an orgasm? Who cares?"
"Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School"
"What do toilets and humans have in common? You can give them as much crap as you want, but when push comes to shove, bleach makes everything better again."
"Me and Justin Trudeau have alot in common... We both hope our budget will balance itself"
"""YOLO"" giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha"