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Joke of the Day

"My teacher in first grade said I was stupid for ""wanting to be a T-Rex"" when I grew up but she died last year so who's the stupid one now?"

"What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns? Because the Nerf hurt her."

"My donkey ate my Christmas tree...total pine in the ass."

"What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!"

"Pussy I know some of you don't get it."

"What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? [removed]"

"McDonalds employees get so cranky when you perform the entire dance routine to Britney Spear's ""I'm a slave for you"" before ordering."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."

"What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist? ""Let me be Frank with you."""

"Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? It's because they lactose!"