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Joke of the Day
"Pussy I know some of you don't get it."
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"Bro do you even-- Bro I do. *eyes begin to tear up* *fist bumping until the sun rises*"
"I'm not racist because... I'm not a racist because racism is a crime, And crime is for blacks."
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"What is the hardest part in coming out of the closet? Telling your parents you are gay."
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