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Joke of the Day

"Pussy I know some of you don't get it."

"What do you call a vagina with Parkinson's? [oc] Michael J. Box"

"""As long as you append my name to a quote,... people would buy into it and take it seriously."" - Winston Churchill"

"You say the punch line first. Whats the best way to ruin a joke?"

"I've found the perfect weight-loss system for Americans. Convert to the metric system and lose half your weight in just seconds."

"What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!"

"Let's find some common ground so I can tell you my fucking life story."

"Dog poo was thrown over my fence so I went and knocked on my neighbour's door. I wanted to see if I got him."

"On the topic of jokes we made up when we were younger, here's mine: ""How much does Canada cost?"" Nothing. It's a free country."

"I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is."