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Joke of the Day
"What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns? Because the Nerf hurt her."
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"Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning? Because he is PM not AM"
"Yo mama is so Black that she went to the funeral naked!"
"The sexiest face I make is when I'm trying to squelch a yawn. Just kidding, I look like a stroke victim."
"Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that ""Caitlyn Jenner"" was not a valid answer."
"What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command."
"What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend. "
"Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards"
"What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck"
"What's the difference between a high and drunk driver? The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green."