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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!"
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"What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party? ""Sorry guys, moustache!"""
"Why don't nuns fear getting raped? Because they know it is tough to get into the habit."
"You know what's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's perverted rice."
"Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them."
"How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway."
"What's both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/"
"What did the fat piece of shit say when he screwed up? Sorry that I screwed up **lards**."
"I'm modest, so when it comes to sex I don't like to toot my own horn"
"What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook."