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Joke of the Day
"911 - wats ur emergency? - i got stuck in some magnets 911 - who are u? - Iron man"
Next Joke
"I spent the whole day cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean trying to find out where my son hides his weed."
"I shouted ""the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!"" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour"
"I didn't think Miss Hilton could consume all those painkillers at once, but wow! Paracetomol!"
"Helen: Mum do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No dear what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it."
"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? it goes back 4 seconds"
"How do Muslims close a door? Islams it."
"""i would like to propose a toast"" - slice of bread"
"At the police station a) Somebody stole my wallet. b) When did this happen ? a) I don't know he also stole my watch."