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Joke of the Day
"What do the jews use to browse the internet? NethanYahoo!"
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"I'm so poor... I can't even **pay** attention"
"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."
"Oh LinkedIn, what juicy tidbits do you have for me today? *raises monocle* Stanley added a skill?! HAHA! That is most delightful! *sips tea*"
"Florida lawmaker Randall Thompson is forced to resign after it is revealed he spent taxpayer money on expensive footwear for his wife. I guess Randall mishandled his panhandle sandal scandal."
"Your mother is like a Christmas raffle. $1 a strip."
"one of those 60 second cooking videos but for how to cover up an accidental manslaughter"
"I don't really care who came first, the chicken or the egg. I'm just glad somebody decided both could be broken and fried."
"What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees."
"What do you get when you cross a zebra with a flamingo? Some weeeeeeeird shit, man."