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Joke of the Day
"My electric car is getting a service, so I have to drive an acoustic one."
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"Joining Twitter instead of the circus was a pretty good move considering I'm a freak but not that talented"
"I tried to keep this fart a secret.. but the news got out.. I guess it leaked."
"Food Fact: PringlesTM are actually shavings from the AllpringleTM, which resides in the center of the Earth"
"If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied... I'd owe them 5 bucks"
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