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Joke of the Day

"The Dallas gunman was a bit late. I know he wanted red whites in blue, but the 4th of July was like a week and a half ago."

"NO MORE READING! Yesterday I was reading this article in the newspaper about all the danger of alcohol. It scared the crap out of me!!! So that's it - from this day forward, NO MORE READING!"

"What is the Earth's most juvenile lake? Lake Titicaca of course!"

"Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it's cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun."

"Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise"

"What do you call those things that get fluff off a sweater? Women"

"BRAKING NEWS ... A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"How did the Ethiopian escape prison? He squeezed through the bars."

"Some people feel the rain, others just get wet... ... and others wet themselves thinking no one would notice."

"I had a Bernie supporters joke..... But most of them don't work."