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Joke of the Day

"Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it's cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun."

"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"

"Blind jokes? didn't see that coming.."

"My mom likes to call from baseball games just to say she can't hear me 25 times."

"Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn't want to go to the store..."

"Hilarious Email Signature Sent from DOM control panel by (name) If you wish to say ""no"" to future emails, please click here However, please bear in mind that ""no"" does not always mean ""no"""

"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"

"A C and a C++ walked into a bar... The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, ""Good god, man! Have you no class?"""

"You know you're getting old when A fart throws out your back"

"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."