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Joke of the Day

"BRAKING NEWS ... A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"""I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go!"""

"[Racist] Why can't African Americans stretch their arms? Because they're handcuffed."

"What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy? Penne."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together."

"I just had a nice lunch in the park; homeless people don't have it so bad after all."

"[interviewing cave bat] me: any disadvantages to hanging upside down? Bat: [pee rolling down his face] Yes, one."

"A beautiful girl said hello to me. I replied 'thank you' before I could think."

"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."

"Can women really make you a millionaire?? The answer is YES only if you are already a billionaire"