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Joke of the Day

"BRAKING NEWS ... A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"My ex girlfriend had a dog. That thing was so crazy I ended up putting her down. But I kept the dog."

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack*, ""Darn!"" A skydiver goes ""Darn!"" *whack*"

"What's worse than paper tits? Cardboard box."

"What's the worst thing about Fridays? Realizing it's only Tuesday."

"I'm never tired. They call me Ironman"

"It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."

"I had an idea for a fighting game.. But turns out, it was tekken"

"A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area."

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water."