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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to start making my own baby food... What's the best cut of baby?"
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"A Guy Walks Into A Bar........ Wait For It........ ""Ouch"""
"What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?(dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!"
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? Lickit Lickit"
"I lost a very dear friend and drinking buddy in a tragic accident this weekend. He got his finger caught in a wedding band."
"When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire."
"A governor is being inaugurated and there are snipers on buildings and based on my work in video games I'm offended I wasn't asked to help."
"What's green and german? Snotzis."
"What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to awful dad jokes."
"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."