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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? Lickit Lickit"
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"do mice turn into rats or do i just have both in my apartment?"
"Knock knock..... Who's there? Interrupting terrorist. Interrupting terrorist w- Lololololollololololo (Bang)"
"Green day is playing on the only two alternative rock stations in my neighborhood... There is no alternative."
"Seal walks into a..... Club (old, I know but one of my favourites)"
"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired."
"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"
"I've just made a meeting site for retired chemists It's called Carbon Dating"
"Whatever happened to silk underwear? A: Fell through the cracks."
"Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter."