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Joke of the Day
"What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?(dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!"
Next Joke
"furniture disease i just got home from the doctor's and i have really bad news. turns out i have the furniture disease. its where your chest hangs down past your drawers"
"What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it."
"What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve? Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!"
"Did you hear about the new group my mom's in? D.A.M. (Moms against dyslexia)"
"[making out] ME: *grabs a blindfold from the nightstand* GIRLFRIEND: omg really? ME: *blindfolding the dog at the end of the bed* really."
"Sometimes I like to surprise my neighbours by smiling and waving back at them."
"Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage."
"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side. ...Told by my brother last night"
"How do you milk a sheep and make a profit? Remove the audio jack"