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Joke of the Day
"I save a lot of money on makeup by just being attractive."
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"Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory."
"Babe, you're like a camera. Everytime i look at you, i shutter."
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"Saw Robin Hood. Basically it's a film about stealing 13 dollars from evil movie-goers and giving it to the studios."
"Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant... Who tips first?"
"The town I'm in has chickens roaming around freely. I hear that our dog went chasing one a while ago, but nobody can tell me the date. I don't know when she ran a fowl."
"Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny!"
"My password is pussy Because most hackers don't get it"
"There is a James Brown impersonator in South Korea. He's known as the Godfather of Seoul."