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Joke of the Day

"Saw Robin Hood. Basically it's a film about stealing 13 dollars from evil movie-goers and giving it to the studios."

"If I die, tell them to reconstruct me from sock DNA."

"Why did the grammar nazi request someone else's tombstone to be placed on his grave? He was a big fan of transferred epitaph."

"My mothers favorite Knock-Knock Joke Her : Knock-knock Me : Who's there? Her : Iwannaeatmahp Me : Iwannaeatmahp who? Her : Hahaha! You wanna eat your poo?!"

"Girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins - Whatcha call that? Head over heels."

"What does a suicidal multiple personality say every morning? If I don't kill myself soon, I will!"

"What's the difference between a Mac user and a PC user Mac users command, PC users control"

"Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents."

"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."

"A Conductor ... What do you call a part time conductor ?? . . . a *semiconductor*"