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Joke of the Day
"There is a James Brown impersonator in South Korea. He's known as the Godfather of Seoul."
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"Hate when you wake up & think it's the weekend but then realise death is inevitable eternal emptiness"
"My doctor told me to avoid trans fats. I'm really gonna miss tumblr."
"- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And says ""gimme a beer and a mop."""
"I lost my job... I got fired from my job at the M&M's factory yesterday for throwing away all the W's."
"When someone asks for one of my french fries, I react like the majestic cheetah by snarling and taking my food to the top of a tree."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef stroganoff."
"What do you call black vegetables? Collard greens"
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her"