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Joke of the Day
"Store: help wanted Me: *applies for job* Store: ""no, not you"""
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"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate it's tit a lot"
"Where do most black people work? In jail"
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"Vegetarians eat vegetables... What do veterinarians eat? (you thought I was gonna ask about humanitarians, didn't you?)"
"I'm the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream."
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