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Joke of the Day

"What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady? but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?"

"I don't agree with all the critics towards priests nowadays. They are actually the only ones who slow down with their car when near a school."

"When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom ""Are these my brains?"".""Not yet,"" she replied"

"How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? He is going to tell you."

"The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible"

"If Taylor Lautner bites you, how much time do you have until you turn gay?"

"What's next to England? A question mark."

"Don't settle for shampoo! Demand real poo!"

"My girlfriend's at home tonight, baking. So hopefully the police don't look in the oven and find her."

"A North Korean man announce yesterday that his Dog gave birth to a 1/2 Dog 1/2 Cat offspring! Also referred to in Korea as the #2 ""Combo""!!!"