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Joke of the Day
"Things that we wished were delivered 1. Taco Bell 2. OP 3."
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"Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others."
"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you've never even tasted one?"
"don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue"
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"I got my wife tickets on a cruise ship. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
"/r/Pyongyang is a.... [Fun and Happy Place!]"
"Why should men not engage in esports while horny? They get erekt."
"I can't stand people who have to use a wheelchair That's all."
"TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo Whoops, wrong sub."