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Joke of the Day

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."

"Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions.... Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then! For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!"

"I don't mind holding my wife's purse. It's the only time I get to be close to my balls."

"I have a lot of wisdom in regards to oral hygiene. I'd consider myself a flosserpher."

"Did you know how they found out that Dale Earnheart had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders on the dash."

"Did you hear about the monkey who was a virgin and didn't care? Zero fucks gibbon. (sorry)"

"What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch? A pie shart."

"Craigslist A man placed an ad on his local craigslist: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible."

"Have you ever meet someone so Jewish... That they didn't want to pay for their train ticket?"