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Joke of the Day

"Vegetarians eat vegetables... What do veterinarians eat? (you thought I was gonna ask about humanitarians, didn't you?)"

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"How Does An American Commit Suicide? They jump off their high horse. ^^^ThisIsJustJoke"

"My girlfriend's brain is going 24/7... Like a 7/11, not anyways doing business but it's always open."

"I'm in line behind a lady with 100 coupons so come visit me in jail, OK?"

"How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet."

"What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt? ""Hole is gonna be huge."""

"An Elvis impersonator had to cancel a show because he got some terrible family news. He was all shook up"

"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts."

"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."