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Joke of the Day
"I'm the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream."
Next Joke
"Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I've got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens."
"Don't use up the last of the milk! Leave just enough in there to piss somebody off."
"What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !"
"How does R.Kelly end a joke? Ba dum *piss*"
"A Chinese girl was pregnant at the age of 14. Her name was Sum Yong Ho."
"I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out"
"If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades."
"So, how do you like your job as an elevator repairman? Meh, it has its ups and downs"
"I want to die the same way I was born. Naked, screaming, and covered in blood."