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Joke of the Day
"What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies? Jalapenetration."
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"I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here."
"As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... People get heavier, thicker, and slower."
"Little sister to brother in bed: ""Hey, you are better at this than Daddy."" ""Yes, Mummy says so too!"""
"Why are Gay and Lesbian parades always held in the Summer? Because Pride comes before a Fall."
"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was outstanding in his field"
"How can Penn State fix their problem Rebrand themselves as the Catholic church."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like ""How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"""
"11yo: Daddy, why can't we get a dog? Me: I like our house the way it is. 11: What, small? Me: Go to your drawer."
"I like to tickle my girlfriend when we have anal sex Just for shits and giggles"