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Joke of the Day
"I'm going through a phase of categorizing my life in phases. I call this one my 'phase' phase."
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"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!"
"Did you hear about the country band Brooks and Dunn splitting up? Yea, more than a couple years ago. You know what they said to each other when they split? ""Hey Brooks, I'm Dunn."""
"What do you have when there's balls on your chest? Chestnuts What do you have when there's balls on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."
"Did you hear the joke about King Midas and King Oedipus? It's pure, motherfucking gold."
"I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth."
"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole :("
"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"
"What's the difference between an African kid and an orange? Approximately 3 grams."