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Joke of the Day
"A man walks up to god and asks him, ""Are you a ladies man?"" God replies: ""I'm a soul man."""
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"Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces."
"I bought a fleshlight Because fuck it."
"Like most people my age, I'm 23. ."
"Did you know people that often misspell have the same blood type? Type-O"
"Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt."
"why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Stay safe tonight everyone!"
"What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran."
"What's the only thing that doesn't make Hilary suck? Bill"
"Speaking of lent some of you mofos owe me money"