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Joke of the Day

"I bought a fleshlight Because fuck it."

"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust."

"People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary.... ... or as they like to call her, Preparation H"

"What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mother!"

"50 Cent used to be 1 Dollar... But now he's only half the man he was."

"Do you remember the first ass you ever saw? I do, it spat in my face and almost kicked me in the head!"

"funny My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys."

"What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home? Echo-location, location, location (Replace ""bat"" with ""zubat"" if you wish.)"

"How did the hacker kill himself? Overddos."

"What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes."