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Joke of the Day

"Why won't the pimp date any of his girls? Because he doesn't want to get involved with a cockworker."

"What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy? OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!"

"Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?"

"I like my women like I like my bikes. Chained up and locked down in my garage."

"btw, my linkedin endorsements for ""Dreamweaver"" are for me singing the song Dreamweaver and not for using that software"

"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."

"I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside."

"There's one way that jared joker can be better than Heath's. Just put a smile on his face with he's own knife."

"My rebellious teenage son robbed our local Chinese food restaurant ""You stole all of their chicken?!"" Tso"

"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar They get shitfaced"