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Joke of the Day

"Did you know people that often misspell have the same blood type? Type-O"

"Breaking news: A helicopter has crash landed into a cemetery in Ireland The pilots didn't survive, and so far local police have recovered 956 bodies."

"Server friend was complaining about her pay at local restaurant Server friend was complaining about her job at local restaurant. So I say, ""Don't worry. Good things come those who wait."""

"If only women knew that being happy with themselves is the most attractive quality they can ever offer."

"Aww... Nuts What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth *I'll see myself out...*"

"I offered a homeless man the rest of my Pumpkin Spiced Latte.. He said ""No thanks. I'm homeless, not a fag."""

"I just put on a Apple sticker to my Toshiba laptop.. .. so it's now called a Macintoshiba!"

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth"

"*puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* There. That should keep 'em out."

"I'm inappropriate on Facebook because I have to be appropriate and follow the rules in real life."