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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a woman to pick cotton?' Set her tampon string on fire."
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"I heard that Bill Clinton threw his support behind Bernie Sanders He misheard. He thought the campaign slogan was *Feel the Intern*."
"Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality? There's no such thing as potato quality there."
"Is your food spicy Sir ? No smoke always comes out of my ears !"
"A stampede of homeless people was heading to the local shelter. One might say they were bum rushed."
"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off."
"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"
"Baby oil If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"
"Recep Kostak"
"My ex just sent me a photo of her having sex with her new boyfriend. I sent it to her Dad"