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Joke of the Day

"I forgot my U-bend was blocked when I went to the toilet... I soon remembered, when it all came flooding back."

"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her that's an awfully big word for a ten year old"

"How cold is it outside? It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."

"Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid."

"Scars are tattoos with better stories."

"Osama Bin Laden should have hid in MySpace"

"Bar joke Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says ""wow that's cool. Where did you get that?"" The parrot says Africa. ."