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Joke of the Day
"What do Orphans get for Christmas? Lonely."
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"Most girls: ""I hangout with guys, there's less drama."" Me: ""I hangout by myself. There's no drama"
"Have you heard of the hysterical TIE fighter squadron? ... lol lol lol lol ..."
"im smart. if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen told you i was smart..."
"Didn't realize how much motherhood had changed me until I army crawled in & out of my sleeping baby's room to get my 1/2 cup of cold coffee."
"I'm gonna tell a Potassium joke. K?"
"A son asks his mom... -Mom, why is my cousin named Diamond? -Because Aunt Carol Loves Diamonds -What about me? -Enough questions Harambe"
"Why do wrestlers love video games? Because of the lutte"
"Free sex tonight I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it."